ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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