He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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