I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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