you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It's rum buckets o'clock
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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