I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So much rum. So many feels.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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