brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
only if we run a train.
done.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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