mondays should just be called national damage control day
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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