is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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