There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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