They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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