You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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