we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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