I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm really busy with my period
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