sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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