Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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