I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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