your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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