yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I came so hard my ears popped.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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