Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
i think i just lost a toe
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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