You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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