I didn't shave. On purpose
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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