ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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