yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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