Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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