at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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