I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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