i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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