I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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