Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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