We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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