Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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