Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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