Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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