you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize