I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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