once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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