my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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