im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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