I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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