super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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