Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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