I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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