Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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