They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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