Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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