Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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