Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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