shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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