okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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