no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
