You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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