butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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