Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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