I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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