Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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