We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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