Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
