Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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